JENNIFER? JENNIFER, ARE YOU DEAD?
OKAY, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR SILENCE AS A YES. IT’S A LITTLE LATE NOW, BUT YOU SHOULDN’T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. PLENTY OF PEOPLE FAIL THE BAR EXAM. TWICE.
I KNOW THIS MAKES ME KIND OF A DICK BUT I’M GOING TO FORGE A WILL LEAVING ALL YOUR YARN TO ME. I CAN’T HELP IT, I LOVE THAT STUFF. TOTALLY EATING THE FISH TOO. I’LL DELETE YOUR BROWSER HISTORY, THOUGH. BECAUSE WE WERE FRIENDS.
I giggled inappropriately in the library. Well played.
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Oh God no. No no no no no. If this happens, my yarn goes to mageflower.
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